Stillane? Yep.

No, I'm not dead. Really. Eventually, I'll get around to detailing all the wonders and terrors of the last week (lots of the latter, but ending in the former), but for now, I bring fic.

This is the one that ate my brain. Long, long ago, this was my very first adventure with Rodney and John. A few people said quite rightly, "What?! That's it? You just stop it there? No, no, missy. Get your ass back here and explain." The better part of a year later, I finally have an answer for them.

Fandom: SGA

Pairing: McKay/Sheppard

Rating: NC-17

Spoilers: The Lost Boys, Coup D’etat.

Feedback: Will be hugged like a puppy. Even if it bites.

Acknowlegements: Huge thanks goes to ignipes, 20thcenturyvole, and enname for betaing this beast. The readable bits in here are their doing. The ones that are less so are entirely mine.

Summary: It's a delicate balance.

Notes: So, this one should be subtitled ‘Rodney McKay and the Planet of the Pot Smokers’. That would give the unfair impression that it’s going to be silly and light-hearted, however, and this one is a little too dark for that. Not dark!fic (I don't think?), but sunshine and roses it ain’t. If you need further proof, look to the drabbly offshoot predecessor.

The title refers to an insurance term relating losses suffered to the amount of coverage in effect. For warnings, please see the end of Part I.

ETA: For the much prettier website version, use this link: (Burning more attractively)

It is done. *dance of joy* Will I probably continue to fiddle with it? The sun still rises, right?

Fandom: SGA
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, with a few other cameos
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Not a one.

Feedback: Will be hugged like a puppy. Even if it bites.
Summary: The smart ones never play fair.

Because theantimodel is both terribly cool and swifter than the bunny, you now have the option of reading this in a much nicer form. Go here instead, and avoid all the hopscotching. Unless you like that sort of thing.

One of these days I’ll write a flat-out fluffy bit of porn and the world will be shocked. This is not that day.

But it is closer.

Fandom: SGA
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: None
Feedback: Will be hugged like a puppy. Even if it bites.

Summary: For the_moonmoth . As requested, John’s side of the events of The Hearth and the Salamander.

Author’s Notes: the_moonmoth  wanted to know what it looked like from John’s side of the street. So did I. The title is once again from Bradbury, specifically ‘Fahrenheight 451’.

( The Sieve and the Sand )

See, I told you there'd be something SGA-oriented around here eventually.

Yeah, so... this one had a mind of its own even more than most. I wanted porn. It didn't. It won. Oh well.

Just a little post-Epiphany tag that's been sitting mostly completed on my computer for the last month. I finally found a way to make it stop, and thus here it is. Author's notes (if you're interested in hearing me whine a little) are at the end.

Fandom: SGA
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Epiphany
Summary: Time starts moving again.

( Revelations )

Oh, god. I'm not sane. It's four in the morning, I've just been driven from my room twice by false-alarm fire drills, and I've got so darn much work to do I should be shot. So, what am I doing? I'm writing fic. Really, though, I can explain. I finally got back to my joyous campus connection, and thus finally saw The Hive. Haven't gotten to much of the fics yet, which I'm sure are marvelous, but I want to post my version before I get to second guessing it. As such, it is unbeta'd. Sorry. Constructive criticism is, as always, greatly appreciated. I reserve the right to revise this puppy til kingdom come, when I'm back in my right mind. Author's notes are at the end, by the way.

( Apitherapy )