You have got to be kidding me.

[stillane]

What. The. Fuck?

My laptop just attempted to set me on fire. It started making the weird bad fan noise which I've been afraid was coming for months at around 9:00, and then at about midnight the power cord began to smoke. While in bed with me. (No jokes, please.)

Then it melted its covering, just behind its little magnetic head. I am now running on the power equivalent of fumes.

I'm going to try to find the nearest Apple Store tomorrow afternoon and make them help me by force, since apparently Apple does not have 24 hour support. (Ask me how thrilled I am about that one, btw.)

So, um. If you don't hear from me for a few days, it is because my computer is trying to assassinate me. Yeah.

*still needs a WTF? icon*

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[stillane.livejournal.com]

(not even a teesny joke?)

You know, the really funny thing? I very nearly appended that with, "feartheotter, this means you." *g*

All is - hopefully - well now. Or, well, nothing's on fire or screaming dementedly, so that's improvement. They replaced a fan and a cord and said, "Wa-la!" so I'm cautiously optimistic.

And I suppose you can be allowed one or two puns. I reserve the right, however, to make wincy faces. *g*

(Psst. This is the night of the concert, yes? Have fun.)

[feartheotter.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Alright. I can't think of any puns right now because of a slightly inebriated post-concert state, but I reserve the right ;)

And I did :D