This is absolutely awesome! I love it about as much as I love the movie.
“I’m a reasonable guy, most of the time.” He hears the soft laugh from behind him. Might as well put on a show. “There are two ways this can work: Option A, you do not leave this place. He and I do, and your boss does not find us. End of story.”
He pauses to let that sink in. “I like this house, though. Option B: I let you leave. You tell your boss that we are not a problem anymore. You get paid very well. I am not forced to hunt you down and remove your balls with a fillet knife.”
For once, someone has some sense. - Best. Thing. EVAR!
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Date: 2011-02-11 05:22 am (UTC)“I’m a reasonable guy, most of the time.” He hears the soft laugh from behind him. Might as well put on a show. “There are two ways this can work: Option A, you do not leave this place. He and I do, and your boss does not find us. End of story.”
He pauses to let that sink in. “I like this house, though. Option B: I let you leave. You tell your boss that we are not a problem anymore. You get paid very well. I am not forced to hunt you down and remove your balls with a fillet knife.”
For once, someone has some sense. - Best. Thing. EVAR!