Because the last couple days have been full of low-grade, banal ickiness:

 
Prompts! Give me a fandom (or a couple) and something to go with it (word, quote, setting, favorite fruit), and I'll see what I can do.

Shows I currently love with big, squishy love include: Merlin, SPN, Life, Leverage, NCIS, Burn Notice, Psych... and probably a whole bunch more I'm forgetting. Feel free to ask. (I'm really, really behind in SGA canon, though. Like, tragically.)

ETA: As shetiger  pointed out, I am ambiguous by nature. That "or a couple" above = anything you would like it to; I'll take a couple of fandoms, or a couple in a fandom, or a couple of couples in a couple of fandoms, or a couple that spans two fandoms, or...  pretty much whatever. I'm easy. *g*