Oh my god. Oh my... just oh.
That was fantastic.
Every now and again the world would intrude, and I'd realize I'd been sitting there for the last umpteen minutes with my mouth open and my eyes wide and my heart in my throat. Thank all that is holy I had the house to myself, because I would never have lived this down. But, oh, oh so worth it.
As usual, plenty more than a day late and a dollar short, and almost certainly already said by others, but... *shrug*
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So yeah. What did you think?