Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...

I am not here. No, really. Nor will I be here (probably) for the next week.

Yes, the time has come to return to the place where I was spawned (don't get me started on how public transit resembles swimming upstream). The end result is that family time will ensue, and LJ time will go the way of the dodo (or Galeocerdo latidens, for those of you keeping score at home).

The standard protocol applies:

If I know and love you, comment here with goodies and greetings and heads-ups. I'll eventually catch up on all the wonderful things you guys got up to, but targetted come-observe-my-genius hints are always welcome.

Or, you can just say hi. I like hi.

If I don't know you, but should love you, same deal.

See you on the flipside.