Hehe, barefoot and reading, eh? I could handle that.
Mine was more spent watching a woman take revenge on a candle, a (male) friend of mine get hit on by a guy in a sailor outfit, and other such things. I believe there was also some kind of story about a genie involved, though the details on that are a bit fuzzy.

the ground is kind of pretty from this angle.

Oh my. That made me laugh far more than it probably should have. One of those days, y'know.