"Nah. He’d kick my ass." Which is a point in that plan’s favor, when he thinks about it. It’s hard to ass-kick from across the border.

"So will I. He was going to name it after me."

Oh. Oof. This hurts, but just--plainly, naturally, not wallowing or anything... okay, words are not my friends tonight, clearly, but I really liked this. Tony, and his soda... man, Very nice.