I... well, I... Look, it was on in the background. From there, it just kind of... sucked me in. Like a black hole of terrifyingly cracked storytelling. I cannot be held responsible for my television viewing habits for the last week or so. The devil made me do it. Well, the thesis, but they're one and the same.

Pass the brain bleach, please. Cosby and assbabies should never, ever be connected. Ever. *shudder*